// JavaScript Document
var mess = new Array('This room smells like armpit, butt, and chicken noodle soup - Mr. Matos (6th Grade Teacher)','You motorboating son of a bitch - Vince Vaughn in Wedding Crashers','I believe in a long, prolonged, derangement of the senses in order to obtain the unknown - Jim Morrison', 'Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts - Jim Morrison','There are things known and there are things unknown, and in between are the doors - Jim Morrison', 'I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments - Jim Morrison', 'I am not an Enchilada Man - Bob Rohm', 'Vlad is a Jew? - Jeff Ford');
var max = mess.length;
var num = Math.floor((Math.random() * max));
document.writeln(mess[num]);